July 4, 2010
Have a safe, fun, relaxing and meaningful 4th of July holiday!!!
July 12, 2010
I have to wonder if I'm the only person in the world who does some of the stupid things I find myself doing. Take today, for example. I didn't remember how low I was on toilet paper when I went to the grocery store Saturday. I had put the last roll on the holder last Wednesday and that roll was starting to look small. So, I decided I would stop by the store on my way home from work Monday (as in today, just a short time ago) and pick some up so I wouldn't run out. This way, I wouldn't have to try to remember that I needed TP all the way until I made my normal grocery store run next Saturday. Sounds like a plan, right? I thought so. But alas...
I did remember that I needed to stop by the store. I reminded myself mid-morning and I told myself, "Self, whatever you do, don't forget to get the toilet paper!" Self indignantly replied, "Hey, it's me. I got it, O.K!" I was reassured. I stopped worrying.
And I dutifully went to the store. Picked up a few items. Thought they could have waited until the weekend, but, oh, well, I had to come to the store, so I might as well grab them while I was here. Got home and realized I FORGOT THE DING-BLASTED TOILET PAPER!!!!
I'm so mad at myself, I could spit. Just don't ask me to wipe the spit up with toilet paper. I'm almost out and I need to use my last little roll as sparingly as possible since there's no telling when I'll remember to buy more!